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Bicycle Pubes drubs patch. Like a dangler, but a sew-on. Tubeless ready. Limited edition of however many we make.

• Iron-on backing, but you’ll want to sew it on for the long term.

• Patch embroidered in China.

Buy a single patch for $5, or find a friend and buy a double pack for $8 and save a couple of dollars.